Some people...

Tony: So, you went to the grocery store today. Did you buy me some.... oh, I guess not.

Me: What? Coke?

Tony: No, sparkling grape juice. (this has become the new "gold" around the house.)

Me: No, I bought you some Filet Mignon, which is like 100 times better than that junk.

Tony: Oh, well, I guess....

(Seriously??)